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1 Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke
Food Jokes 3.4375
2 A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast...
- A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 3.25
3 Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 3.25
4 Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke
Comedian Jokes 2.5
5 Reload.
- A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke
Dirty Jokes 2.5
6 Cockroach killing
- my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and ...Read the whole joke
Practical Jokes 2.5
7 Breast Awareness
- Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Pe...Read the whole joke
Women Jokes 2.5
8 A bus station is where a bus stops...
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work...Read the whole joke
At Work 2.5
9 A man goes to his bank manager and says...
- A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"Th...Read the whole joke
At Work 2.5
10 A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian...
- A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their ...Read the whole joke
Ethnic 2.5
11 Adopt an NBA player
- |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners loom...Read the whole joke
Sport Jokes 2.5
12 Twice a day
- This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having...Read the whole joke
Sex 2.5
13 A fortunate twist of fate
- Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor w...Read the whole joke
Men 2.5
14 A great way to spend eternity
- A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...Read the whole joke
Travel 2.5
15 A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or ...Read the whole joke
Foreigners 2.5
16 Blondes change a lightbulb
- |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 2.5
17 Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke
Blonde Jokes 2.5
18 A drunk Irisihman falls
- |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heav...Read the whole joke
Ethnical Jokes 2.5
19 Computers are female
- |The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just arou...Read the whole joke
Gender Jokes 2.5
20 Four is equal to five
- |Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 8...Read the whole joke
Stats/Math Jokes 2.5
21 An old occupation
- |What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lo...Read the whole joke
Job/Office Jokes 2.5
22 Easy Specimens
- An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old m...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 2.5
23 Before Viagra
- One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the P...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 2.5
24 Cow jokes
- Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!...Read the whole joke
More Jokes 2.5
25 Hair and bald jokes
- What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper....Read the whole joke
More Jokes 2.5
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