| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
Before Viagra
- One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the P...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
10903 |
| 2 |
Clean Humor
- |It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
10289 |
| 3 |
Boarding from what gate?
- |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
4526 |
| 4 |
Harry Redknapp
- |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florid...Read the whole joke |
Sport Jokes |
3784 |
| 5 |
The bad and the worse news
- |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look ...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
1651 |
| 6 |
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
- Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
793 |
| 7 |
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
- Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9....Read the whole joke |
Funny Jokes |
723 |
| 8 |
Daylight savings time
- Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
461 |
| 9 |
Defining teenagers
- |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
431 |
| 10 |
Firefighter jokes
- A firefighter died and went to hell where
he finds
a wall of clocks.
After seeing all these clo...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
250 |
| 11 |
Handy guide to modern science
- Handy guide to modern science:If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.If it stinks, it's chemistry.I...Read the whole joke |
Science |
216 |
| 12 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
210 |
| 13 |
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
- But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
203 |
| 14 |
No Peer Pressure
- |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
194 |
| 15 |
Bought a bad computer
- |Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
193 |
| 16 |
Idiot and fool jokes
- Did you hear about the village idiot
buying bird seed?
He said he wanted to grow some birds....Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
190 |
| 17 |
Hard of hearing
- |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
188 |
| 18 |
An irresolvable problem
- A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
179 |
| 19 |
2 jokes
- What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
167 |
| 20 |
Rabbit jokes
- May I buy half a
rabbit?
No, we don't
split hares!...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
167 |
| 21 |
Bad Motel
- 1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start...Read the whole joke |
Travel Jokes |
165 |
| 22 |
Star bangled banner
- You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start...Read the whole joke |
Redneck Jokes |
158 |
| 23 |
Statistical one-liners
- |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
156 |
| 24 |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke |
Computers |
155 |
| 25 |
Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
147 |