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1	Yo mama has - one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids ... Read the whole joke	80
2	Yo mama in an elevator - Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.... Read the whole joke	70
3	Yo mama is so bald - Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so b... Read the whole joke	72
4	Yo mama is so dark - Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate ... Read the whole joke	75
5	Yo mama is so dirty - Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam... Read the whole joke	72
6	Yo mama is so fat - Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickna... Read the whole joke	74
7	yo mama is so fat.. lost - Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost... Read the whole joke	80
8	yo mama is so fat.. neck - Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... Read the whole joke	72
9	yo mama is so fat.. shovel - Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.... Read the whole joke	75
10	yo mama is so fat... driveway - Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... Read the whole joke	66
11	yo mama is so fat... restaurant - Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.... Read the whole joke	65
12	Yo mama is so fat.....website - Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.... Read the whole joke	103
13	Yo mama is so flat - Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat ... Read the whole joke	72
14	Yo mama is so greasy - Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so grea... Read the whole joke	69
15	Yo mama is so hairy - Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwhe... Read the whole joke	72
16	Yo mama is so lazy - Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's... Read the whole joke	106
17	Yo mama is so nasty - Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo ... Read the whole joke	79
18	Yo mama is so old - Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security numbe... Read the whole joke	79
19	Yo mama is so poor - Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she sa... Read the whole joke	76
20	Yo mama is so short - Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc... Read the whole joke	72
21	Yo mama is so skinny - Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spande... Read the whole joke	71
22	Yo mama is so stupid - Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (... Read the whole joke	72
23	Yo mama is so tall - Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in... Read the whole joke	81
24	Yo mama is so ugly - Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugl... Read the whole joke	77
25	Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away - Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.... Read the whole joke	64