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1	Try to explain yourself - \|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting un... Read the whole joke	43
2	Try to spell that name - \|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the dri... Read the whole joke	49
3	Undercover detective - \|A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why a... Read the whole joke	44
4	Very stupid robbers - \|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B... Read the whole joke	54
5	Visiting kindergarten - \|Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw... Read the whole joke	46
6	Warning all shoplifters - \|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any... Read the whole joke	43
7	Watching for suicide - \|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning... Read the whole joke	45
8	What is the future - \|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ... Read the whole joke	42
9	Where are you from? - \|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ... Read the whole joke	28
10	Where is your wife? - \|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe... Read the whole joke	35
11	Why the big fight? - \|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took h... Read the whole joke	38
12	Wife helps out the cop - \|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr... Read the whole joke	39
13	Working in the garden - \|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the b... Read the whole joke	43
14	You're back again? - \|The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo... Read the whole joke	47
15	You're in big trouble - \|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the office... Read the whole joke	43