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1	A blonde detective - \|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill... Read the whole joke	76
2	A missing person - \|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to... Read the whole joke	122
3	A prisoner with skills - \|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards... Read the whole joke	71
4	A story behind a gun - \|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ... Read the whole joke	72
5	A test for being drunk - \|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the... Read the whole joke	66
6	All the strange names - \|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h... Read the whole joke	60
7	An FBI investigation - \|The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi... Read the whole joke	62
8	Better prison foods - \|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ... Read the whole joke	66
9	Blonde avoiding trees - \|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ... Read the whole joke	61
10	Breaking into a house - \|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th... Read the whole joke	68
11	Catch a drunk driver - \|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa... Read the whole joke	60
12	Catching the shoplifter - \|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen... Read the whole joke	65
13	Caught for speeding - \|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've... Read the whole joke	64
14	Charged for speeding - \|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ... Read the whole joke	64
15	Chatting on the plane - \|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I... Read the whole joke	69
16	Criminal steals lumber - \|A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y... Read the whole joke	56
17	Crying about his life - \|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi... Read the whole joke	63
18	Dealing with a juggler - \|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i... Read the whole joke	62
19	Dealing with criminals - \|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi... Read the whole joke	60
20	Dealing with trouble - \|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou... Read the whole joke	58
21	Debate the stop sign - \|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t... Read the whole joke	69
22	Disorderly conduct - \|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ... Read the whole joke	66
23	Do you have a bias? - \|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding... Read the whole joke	46
24	Don't arrest the judge - \|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ... Read the whole joke	78
25	Don't say this to a cop - \|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless yo... Read the whole joke	63