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1 Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
- Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa... Read the whole joke
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2 OUCH!
- OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man... Read the whole joke
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3 Paying bills
- Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ... Read the whole joke
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4 St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...
- St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y... Read the whole joke
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5 The blind date had not been all that great and...
- The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he... Read the whole joke
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6 The definition of a phallic symbol
- This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi... Read the whole joke
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7 The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
- The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th... Read the whole joke
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8 The third wish
- A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,... Read the whole joke
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9 Think quality
- A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ... Read the whole joke
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10 This guy walks in to a bathroom...
- This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ... Read the whole joke
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11 What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
- What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."... Read the whole joke
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12 What's pink and slowly turns red?
- What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.... Read the whole joke
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13 What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
- What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!... Read the whole joke
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