| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Car and train jokes - 18906
- What should a teacher take if
he's
run down?
The number of the car that hit him.... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 2 |
Car and train jokes - 18907
- What sort of a car has your dad
got?
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Re... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 3 |
Car and train jokes - 18908
- A man was in court charged with
parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had ... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 4 |
Car and train jokes - 18909
- On Fred's 17th
birthday, his Dad
said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.
As they ... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 5 |
Car and train jokes - 18910
- What is an autobiography?
The life
story of an automobile.... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 6 |
Car and train jokes - 18911
- What is an autograph?
A chart which
shows car sales.... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 7 |
Car and train jokes - 18912
- Learner driver: What happens when
everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong ... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 8 |
Car and train jokes - 18913
- "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the
nervous lady driver. "There's a tree
coming straight for us!"... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 9 |
Car and train jokes - 18914
- A man whose son had just passed his
driving
test went home one evening and found that the boy ha... Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 10 |
Car and train jokes - 18915
- You know all that talk about backseat
driving?
Well, I've been driving all my life and can s... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 11 |
Car and train jokes - 18916
- My sister's a really bad driver.
What makes you say that?
Every time she goes out in the car, ... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 12 |
Car and train jokes - 18917
- A motorist ran into a shop.
"Do you
own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the
ma... Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 13 |
Car and train jokes - 18918
- A passenger train is creeping along,
slowly. Finally it creaks to a
halt. A passenger sees a con... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 14 |
Car and train jokes - 18919
- How did the woman feel when she got run
over by a
car?
Tired.... Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 15 |
Car and train jokes - 18920
- Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Because they run over sleepers.... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 16 |
Car and train jokes - 18921
- What's the difference between a
schoolteacher and a train driver?
A schoolteacher says, "Spit ... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 17 |
Car and train jokes - 18922
- Which snakes are found on cars?
Windscreen vipers.... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 18 |
Car and train jokes - 18923
- Motorist: When I bought this car you
told me it
was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with ... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 19 |
Car and train jokes - 18924
- Motorist: Does a deer have a
horn?
Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.
Motorist: Then it m... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 20 |
Car and train jokes - 18925
- Police Officer: Why are you driving in a
bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 21 |
Car and train jokes - 18926
- Police Officer: Why were you
speeding?
Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 22 |
Car and train jokes - 18927
- Policeman: Are you going
to a
fire?
Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my bos... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 23 |
Car and train jokes - 18928
- Policeman: Did you realize you just
missed that bus with your car?
Motorist: Did you want me to... Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 24 |
Car and train jokes - 18929
- Policeman: Didn't you hear me
whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I driv... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 25 |
Car and train jokes - 18930
- Policeman: Didn't you hear my
siren?
Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.... Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |