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1	Pass out in shock - \|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed ... Read the whole joke	42
2	Shopping for goods - \|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "D... Read the whole joke	51
3	Term dictionary - \|Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE... Read the whole joke	44
4	The pre-birth class - \|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who... Read the whole joke	45
5	Things Mom Taught Me... - \|My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the st... Read the whole joke	45
6	Thoughts and quotes - \|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.---------------------------... Read the whole joke	41
7	Travel on the plane - \|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchil... Read the whole joke	46
8	Turned Into a Mom When... - \|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you ... Read the whole joke	45
9	We have new babies - \|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister ... Read the whole joke	46
10	Where you reside - \|...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had w... Read the whole joke	46
11	Woman is on a bus - \|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."I... Read the whole joke	46
12	You want children? - \|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your ha... Read the whole joke	56