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1	Smaller or larger tuxedo - \|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One... Read the whole joke	48
2	some practical jokes - \|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the ... Read the whole joke	40
3	Someone really stinks - \|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the ... Read the whole joke	49
4	Subjects for a date - \|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father... Read the whole joke	40
5	The government cuts costs - \|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discuss... Read the whole joke	44
6	The guide to wife translations - \|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife... Read the whole joke	47
7	The tradition at weddings - \|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom... Read the whole joke	42
8	The way you say it - \|It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stan... Read the whole joke	39
9	This wife is too jealous - \|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find ha... Read the whole joke	43
10	Too much speeding - \|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer... Read the whole joke	46
11	Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary - \|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what... Read the whole joke	42
12	University courses for men and women - \|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all mari... Read the whole joke	47
13	Variation of return your keys - \|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be ... Read the whole joke	45
14	Wedding preparation guidelines - \|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local ne... Read the whole joke	47
15	What a large crowd - \|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He sto... Read the whole joke	44
16	What is the most damaging food? - \|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs... Read the whole joke	40
17	What will the neighbors think? - \|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to w... Read the whole joke	38
18	Who has the ring? - \|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who ... Read the whole joke	38
19	Why can't you be like that? - \|Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving tw... Read the whole joke	43
20	Wife was mad at me - \|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife ... Read the whole joke	45
21	Write on the bottom of shoes - \|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe ... Read the whole joke	46