| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What is his occupation?
- |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 2 |
What is the oldest profession?
- |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ... Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 3 |
What is two plus two?
- |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive off... Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 4 |
What should they get?
- |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ... Read the whole joke |
29 |
0 |
| 5 |
What type of tracks?
- |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 6 |
What's your wife's name?
- |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why... Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 7 |
When you know you must really be drunk
- |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat... Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 8 |
Who handles cases?
- |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 9 |
Who owns the cows?
- |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went ... Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 10 |
Who would steal?
- |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 11 |
You're a lawyer if
- |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence... Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 12 |
You've changed my mind
- |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "... Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |