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1	Car and train jokes - As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	45
2	0 - One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were lo...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	53
3	0 - A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's i...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	49
4	Cat jokes - For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	50
5	0 - A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the m...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	51
6	0 - Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Intere...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	42
7	0 - Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	46
8	0 - Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	47
9	Children jokes - A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	44
10	0 - A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in tu...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	50
11	0 - Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	43
12	0 - A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	46
13	0 - A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mo...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	45
14	Christmas jokes - What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	46
15	0 - Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	48
16	0 - What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	47
17	0 - Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	47
18	0 - What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	41
19	Clinton jokes - Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me."...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	43
20	0 - Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	44
21	0 - Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went t...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	37
22	0 - Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	40
23	0 - Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	36
24	College jokes - An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui...Read the whole joke	More Jokes	41
25	0 - Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse....Read the whole joke	More Jokes	47